Masks of Fear 4: Mask-ulinity

You should refuse to wear a “face condom”. And, it’s easy to explain because you can use the same lame excuses:

“I’m too big” — you can’t find a mask big enough to cover your enormous, chiseled, masculine jaw.

“I’m clean” — you wash your hands … sometimes … and you aren’t “diseased” — which anyone can clearly see by the ripple of your biceps. (flex a few times, they’ll get it)